Archive for the 'Humor' Category

Do Unto Others…

July 9th, 2008 by Neal Locke

On my second day of class, I missed the bus (actually it’s a shuttle, but saying I missed the bus sounds more dramatic).  Amy drove me to the seminary, and we got stuck in traffic, so I walked into class ten minutes late.  And then my preceptor (it’s a Princeton thing, I’ll talk about it [...]

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Audio Files — My Last Sunday at Faithbridge

June 24th, 2008 by Neal Locke

It’s been several weeks now, and I meant to do this sooner, but here are the audio recordings from my last Sunday at Faithbridge: My Last Sermon — and my least prepared one at that, too.  I haven’t listened to the recording yet, so let me know if it comes out ok. Shine For You [...]

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Three-Year-Old Grammar Shark

November 13th, 2007 by Neal Locke

My three-year-old son just corrected my grammar. He was right. I, the English major and former high-school English teacher, was wrong. Grady: Daddy, somebody at school kicked my foot today. Me: It’s ok, Grady. I’m sure they didn’t mean it. Grady: No Daddy, it’s just one person. He was referring, of course, to my usage [...]

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Spanish Inquisition…Presbyterian Style

November 13th, 2007 by Neal Locke

I’ve been writing a lot in the past few weeks, just not for my blog, unfortunately. As some of you know, I’m in the process of becoming an ordained minister in the Presbyterian Church (USA). To be accepted as an inquirer (phase 1 of the ordination process), I have to jump through a few hoops. [...]

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Fat Church

October 22nd, 2007 by Neal Locke

Ok, so my last church metaphor ruffled a few feathers, for better or worse. This one is perhaps less controversial (maybe less original, too) but still worth thinking about. It starts with a familiar metaphor from the bible itself: The church as the “body” of Christ. A body that is made up of individual members. [...]

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Masturbation Church

September 20th, 2007 by Neal Locke

NOTE: In light of some recent questions and concerns, I feel the need to stress that this post reflects my own personal views and opinions, and does not in any way reflect those of my church or its staff. Though he probably would never admit it publicly, a friend of mine and I came up [...]

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Happy Birthday, My Super-Hero-Warrior-Son

September 10th, 2007 by Neal Locke

So we did the Chuck-E-Cheese thing. Not my favorite (noise, chaos, junk food), but at least we didn’t have to clean up, and Grady (of course) loved all of it. More pictures are here. Among his favorite two presents were: A set of foam swords and shields I picked out for him. Yeah. Daddy and [...]

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