Category Archives: Humor

Do Unto Others…

Posted on July 9th, 2008 by Neal Locke

On my second day of class, I missed the bus (actually it’s a shuttle, but saying I missed the bus sounds more dramatic).  Amy drove me to the seminary, and we got stuck in traffic, so I walked into class … Continue reading →

Posted in Greek, Humor, Life, Music, Seminary | 6 Comments

Audio Files — My Last Sunday at Faithbridge

Posted on June 24th, 2008 by Neal Locke

It’s been several weeks now, and I meant to do this sooner, but here are the audio recordings from my last Sunday at Faithbridge: My Last Sermon — and my least prepared one at that, too.  I haven’t listened to … Continue reading →

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Three-Year-Old Grammar Shark

Posted on November 13th, 2007 by Neal Locke

My three-year-old son just corrected my grammar. He was right. I, the English major and former high-school English teacher, was wrong. Grady: Daddy, somebody at school kicked my foot today. Me: It’s ok, Grady. I’m sure they didn’t mean it. … Continue reading →

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Spanish Inquisition…Presbyterian Style

Posted on November 13th, 2007 by Neal Locke

I’ve been writing a lot in the past few weeks, just not for my blog, unfortunately. As some of you know, I’m in the process of becoming an ordained minister in the Presbyterian Church (USA). To be accepted as an … Continue reading →

Posted in Church, Humor, Questions, Rants, Writing | Tagged | 12 Comments

Fat Church

Posted on October 22nd, 2007 by Neal Locke

Ok, so my last church metaphor ruffled a few feathers, for better or worse. This one is perhaps less controversial (maybe less original, too) but still worth thinking about. It starts with a familiar metaphor from the bible itself: The … Continue reading →

Posted in Christianity, Church, Humor, Rants | 4 Comments

Masturbation Church

Posted on September 20th, 2007 by Neal Locke

NOTE: In light of some recent questions and concerns, I feel the need to stress that this post reflects my own personal views and opinions, and does not in any way reflect those of my church or its staff. Though … Continue reading →

Posted in Church, Humor, Palm, Random, Rants | 20 Comments

Happy Birthday, My Super-Hero-Warrior-Son

Posted on September 10th, 2007 by Neal Locke

1041104210401064 So we did the Chuck-E-Cheese thing. Not my favorite (noise, chaos, junk food), but at least we didn’t have to clean up, and Grady (of course) loved all of it. More pictures are here. Among his favorite two presents … Continue reading →

Posted in Fatherhood, Grady, Humor, Life, Pictures, Superheroes, Swords | Tagged , , , | 3 Comments