TAKS and TAXES

It’s that time of year when students and adults alike break out the calculators to demonstrate some basic math skills. For the students, the math portion of the Texas Asessment of Knowledge and Skills is in just two weeks, and for me the Internal Revenue Service requests the honor of my annual “pledge” to the government by April 15th.

I willingly participate with a cheerful heart in one of these two yearly rituals, finding it to be a worthy cause managed by competent (although not always efficient) individuals who have our best interests at heart, and who also have my good-faith and trust. The other of these rituals seems to me to be a needless government intrusion that is excessively biased on the basis of wealth.

Can you figure out which is which?

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Long Stretch to the Finish

It’s Monday night. School’s tomorrow. Easter break is over. Spring break is a fading memory, and now it’s a long hard push to summer. I bet you thought students were the only ones to think that way…

In other news, Grady is learning to crawl–look out world (and all other objects he thinks he can fit in his mouth). His favorite new trick is removing Daddy’s hat. And putting it in his mouth.

UIL competition is this Saturday, and I have a suspicion it will be a rather anticlimactic day, but I’ll still hold out a glimmer of hope for some last minute inspiration. Go Extemporaneous Speakers! Go Lincoln-Douglas Debaters! Go Number Sensians and Spellers! Go Headline Writers and Calculator Applicators! Ok, that’s enough enthusiasm for now.

I’ll end this rather random posting with a rumour: The Anglo-Saxons are coming! Shhhhh….

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How Well Do You Know Your English Teacher?

Ok, so I borrowed this idea from Ivonee. Click on the link below, and take a quiz to see how well you know me. This one’s not for a grade, I promise–although the scores might be about the same–it’s just for fun. Or to conquer sheer boredom. Or to procrastinate instead of working on your research projects (do this at your own risk).

Take the Quiz! and then Check out the Scoreboard! And then make your own…

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Call Me “Polyphemus”

Pinkeye sucks. I’m sitting here at my computer with a big patch over my right eye, which is mostly to keep me from touching it, rubbing it, and making things worse. Things look different with one eye, and I keep tripping over things when I walk through the house. So now I know how a cyclops feels. Only I had leftover pizza for lunch and not “scraps of men.”

How was school? Dare I even ask? If you think benchmarking is no fun, try sitting around at home with a persistent itch in your eye that you can’t scratch. I took the patch off to put in my medicated eye drops, and to my horror, my eye was swollen half shut. And this Thursday I perform for the talent show. Mabye I should wear thick dark glasses and call myself “Ray.” It worked for Jamie Fox…

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P-SAT Scores

Yep. They’re finally in. Thanks to Mrs. Grimes to emailing them to me in spreadsheet format, in turn emailed to her (I think) by Mrs. Parvin.

I’ve already noticed all sorts of interesting trends and tidbits of fascinating data–if you want to see YOUR scores, come by my portable before or after school. Some of you have been bugging me about this for quite some time, and rightfully so.

I still hope we get the printouts that tell students what types of exercises and classes can help improve their scores.

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Another TAKSing day fades into oblivion…

Accross the state of Texas today a collective sigh of relief goes up from students, teachers, and administrators alike as the Language portion of the TAKS is done and gone, at least until next year. I will now resign myself to eagerly awaiting the results with the rest of the school–I think we really did well this year, and since we were identified as a “low performing” school last year (which is a total rip-off, mis-label, insult, and just plain wrong) we have reason to be eager. I know that at least on my little pet portion of the test–short answer composition–we (students and teachers) really practiced our hearts out.

All of that being said, and my eagerness to see how we did aside, I strongly dislike what the TAKS test has done to the culture of our school and our state. I strongly dislike the pressure applied to teachers, students, and administrators to convert intelligent thought (abstract) into the appropriate statistic (concrete). I disapprove of the labeling that goes along with TAKS–labeling of students as well as labeling of schools and districts. As if a statistic can capture the validity of a human being, or an institution. If we must have a standardized test, why not something more useful–why not require all high school students to take the SAT (a college admission test) so if we are pressured to teach to a test, at least it will be one that can benefit their collective future? Not to mention the fact that it would be cheaper, since Texas wouldn’t have to fork out the money to develop or score it. And combined with the battery of SAT2 tests, it covers all of the subject areas the TAKS does, including writing.

For the moment, however, it appears that the TAKS is here to stay. So to those who sacrificed a day (or more) to its commanding and intrusive presence, I salute you. May your magical numbers be adequate to appease the almighty test gods at the Texas Education Agency who grades them.

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Breaking a Leg…

I had the honor of watching the first Romeo & Juliet Performance Projects today. Several were very good, a few were hard to watch, but all were worth the while…Among my favorite moments were:

  1. Daisy and Joe with a “cool, mellow, laid back” Balcony Scene
  2. Gisela, Olivia, Maribel, and Janet with a “street brawl” fight scene (and some crazy loud sci-fi swords).
  3. Rebecca, Marilyn, Desiree, and Manuel with a “pimped-out” fight scene, complete with home-made, shiny, tin-foil swords.
  4. Manny and Mely’s heartfelt, lovestruck, starry-eyed Balcony scene (they’ve already lasted longer than Romeo & Juliet did in the play!)

I’m still waiting for a really good Friar’s Monlogue…somebody impress me! You know, I’ve been doing this for five years now, and whenever students of long ago come back to visit me, the Romeo and Juliet Project is the thing they usually remember most fondly. Most of them still remember their lines, too!

I’ve always disagreed with progressive educators who want to move away from the ancient educational tradition of “memorizing” Shakespeare and other great literature. Kids memorize song lyrics like nobody’s business, so why not throw something with a little class into their lyrically stuffed heads? Memorization may not equate to “wisdom” or “understanding,” but it provides a good foundation upon which to build those things–a foundation that is often missing altogether.

So let us memorize our Shakespeare; let us share in the time-honored tradition of schoolboys and scholars alike; let us proclaim proudly the witty words of the bard, those words becoming the “traffic of our stage; The which if you with patient ears attend,What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend” (R&J, Prologue).

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