At the Hospital, Waiting for Baby

We got here this evening a little after 5:00, and checked in.  The room is nice, as far as hospital rooms go, and our nurse is a friend of a friend.  Early tomorrow (Thursday) morning around 6:00, Amy will be induced and hopefully go into labor shortly thereafter.

Grandma Linda is watching Grady, and both of them got to come up for a visit tonight (and bring dinner).  Grady asked the nurse if she had a “shotter” (as in, “the thing that gives shots”) and Daddy asked the nurse if the hospital had free wi-fi (thankfully, they did).

Things will go quickly tomorrow, but I’ll blog when I can, and post the obligatory pictures.  For those who want more frequent updates, check the “Status” feed in the top of the left sidebar in my blog (I can update it more frequently via my cell phone) .  Unfortunately, you can’t see it in a feed reader or email, so you’ll have to actually visit the website to get the “play by play.”

Anyhow, by this time tomorrow night, we should be a bigger, happier, and more gender balanced Locke family!

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Bend Over, Oral Roberts: Here Comes Pat Robertson!

Evil PatBecause Oral Roberts University doesn’t have enough problems now that Richard Roberts has officially resigned, suddenly Pat Robertson is offering his help. Great idea — replace one greedy, corrupt, power-tripping televangelist for another one. From Roberts’ son to Robertson. That’ll help.

Let’s see, Regent University, the school Pat Robertson bought founded and is currently screwing helping, has been in the news lately: It seems that all the geniuses who helped former US Attorney General Alberto Gonzales get himself into legal deep doo-doo just happened to be Regent Law School graduates! Must’ve been the required fundamentalist legal ethics courses.

But I’m sure all that has nothing to do with Robertson, right? The school has achieved some great things under his leadership, like a bar passage rate that’s well below the state average, and being ranked as a bottom-tier school by US News and World Report.

And now he’s giving ORU advice. Hey, maybe he could be the next ORU President? Maybe ORU and Regent could merge? That would be fun…

MESSAGE TO PAT ROBERTSON: Stay the #$@^% away from my Alma Mater!

  • ORU needs a President who is *not* a polarizing figure.
  • ORU needs a President who is *not* a televangelist or a minister.
  • ORU needs a President who can bring healing, not more division.

And more selfishly, I need an undergraduate degree that holds its value and is respected in the world of Academia (stop laughing), not just in the land of the Religious Right. I was really thinking wishing dreaming hoping that ORU was finally on its way to becoming that…

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My Baby Sister’s Getting Married!

Congratulations to my sister, Emily Mae Locke, and her Fighter Pilot Top-Gun Guy Boyfriend (now fiance), Mark Jennings.

By now, Em is probably somewhere over the Atlantic Ocean on her way to the middle east, where she’ll be deployed for the next two months (over Christmas) flying a large gas-station for the US Air Force. That sucks.

But last night before she left, she called to let us know that Mark proposed to her (and she said yes, of course). She told Amy all the details of the proposal, ring, etc. — but I’m a guy. All I heard was that my little baby sister is getting married. Sniff.

By the way, if you’re on facebook, you can join our movement to draft her!

And Mark, if you’re reading this — you didn’t have to ask our sister to marry you just to come with us on the Belgian Beer Tour (but we’re glad you did)!

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One Laptop Per Child

I’ve been following the One Laptop Per Child project for a couple of years now, getting more and more excited as it progressed toward becoming a reality. And now it’s here. I’m excited because it combines three things (perhaps three out of the big five things) that I’m very passionate about:

  • The laptops are designed primarily to be child-centered educational tools
  • They are for children in developing countries with limited access to technology
  • They are built entirely on an open platform, using all open-source software.

When it was announced (about a year ago) that the laptops would not be available for sale in the United States, I thought it was a good idea — the last thing wealthy Americans need is another gadget for our toy-saturated children. But then, leading up to this holiday season, the OLPC foundation announced the Give One Get One (G1G1) program: You pay for two laptops — one is sent to your child and one is sent to a child in a developing country. It started as a limited-time program, available only for two weeks in November. Recently, however, they’ve extended it until the end of December.

This is a great idea, and we’re participating — with some help from our extended family, Grady will be getting one of these laptops for Christmas (good thing he can’t read this yet), and one will be given to another child in his name. I think it will be a great way to introduce him to the idea of helping others in the world, especially in what is supposed to be a season of generosity, giving, and sharing with those in need (According to legend, St. Nicholas originally only visited poor children).

Anyhow, if there’s a child on your Christmas list, and you’re looking for a meaningful gift with potential to make a difference in the world, consider this one. You can read more about the history and philosophy of the program, as well as specs on the computer here, and you can order them through the G1G1 program here.

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My Christmas Non-Gift List

Every year around this time I complain about how commercial Christmas has become. And then I busily start compiling a wish-list of things I want people to buy for me.

Every year I tell people that Christmas (for Christians, at least) is about celebrating the arrival of Christ into a desperate and hurting world. The world is still desperate and hurting, but you’d never know it to look around my upscale, suburban neighborhood: I live in the land of the year-round Santa Claus.

Meanwhile, as I’m sipping egg-nog in a warm house and tearing through a mountain of wrapped boxes this Christmas:

  • 16,000 children will die on Christmas day from malnutrition and hunger-related causes, most of them in poverty-stricken parts of the world. Learn more
  • 2.5 million people in Darfur will spend Christmas day in refugee tent-camps where sickness and disease runs rampant. Learn more
  • Over 20 million people in Sub-Saharan Africa (mostly women and children) will spend what will most likely be their last Christmas infected with AIDS, while life-sustaining drugs are denied them by US and international patent laws. Learn more

I can no longer just look at these figures and think how fortunate I am, without doing something — no matter how small. But I don’t want to make this into a Sally Struthers guilt-moment either. I certainly don’t want to diminish anyone’s Christmas joy — actually, I just want to share it with more people! So here’s my simple proposal to my family and close friends (or any generous soul who was planning on giving me a gift this year). My Christmas non-gift list:

  • What I want more than anything else this Christmas, is to help make the world a better place for a few people in countries less wealthy than ours.
  • There is an organization called Kiva that is doing exactly that: Check out what they do on their website. They also do gift certificates, in increments as little as $25 dollars — a great gift for anyone, but definitely the top of my list this year. I know $25 is a little steep, so I don’t mind if two or more family/friends combine on this one.
  • If you’ve checked out Kiva.org and it’s just not your thing, but you’re still determined to give me a gift (bless you), you could also make a donation to any of the following charitable organizations on my behalf (and send me an email or card to tell me about it): Jubilee USA, Humane Borders, Bread for the World, No More Deaths, One Laptop Per Child, DATA, Water Partners International, World Vision
  • If you’re the type who absolutely *has* to put something wrapped under the tree with my name on it, then I’d ask that at the very least, you help me make this Christmas a less commercial, less retail-driven one: Pick a book from your personal collection that you enjoyed and are ready to part with, or make me a mix-CD of *your* favorite songs (not mine, I already have those). But if you’ve already done one of the options above, don’t feel obligated to wrap something unless it will somehow make your life incomplete not to.
  • That’s it. That’s really all I want for Christmas this year.

In a few months, I begin seminary and the journey to becoming an ordained minister. This Christmas season, I’ve been reflecting a lot on that commitment: to serve Christ, who spent his days serving the poor, the hungry, the sick, and the “least of these.” Thanks in advance for helping me to make this Christmas a deep and meaningful one in light of that call.

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Your Own Personal Gutenberg

An article I co-authored with Shawn Coons about Web2.0 and its relevance to the church was recently published in the Presbyterian Outlook magazine:

But what does any of this Web 2.0 stuff have to do with the church? Wikipedia brings a diverse host of people together, and through their communal effort they make something much greater than any of them could do on their own. There are many users who combine to make one wiki, and each person brings a different kind of knowledge. To Christians, this should sound familiar. Paul writes in 1 Corinthians 12, There are varieties of gifts, but the same Spirit … to each is given the manifestation of the Spirit for the common good … the body is one and has many members.”

You can read the rest of the article here as well as several other interesting articles on Web2.0 (by some of my good presbymergent friends), including:

In the interest of practicing what we “preach,” Shawn and I actually wrote our article (collaboratively, of course) using the wiki on my website. Shawn (who is also the creator of the DAIO, the “Presbyterian Digg”) is the only other person I know of besides myself who uses a personal wiki to organize thoughts and resources.

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Beowulf: the Monsters and the Presidents

In the interest of disclosure, I should admit up front that I am unquestionably biased when it comes to my fondness for the Beowulf Epic. I have studied it extensively, been inspired by it, and taught it as well. It’s a powerful story, and I am convinced it will continue to be told for the next 1,000 years — in song, in prose, in poetry, in art, and on the silver screen, too.

But you probably want to know what I actually thought of the movie. Here again, I need to disclose that I rarely view contemporary adaptations of great ancient works (Homer’s epics, Beowulf, Arthurian Legend, etc.) as simply “good” or “bad” in their own right, but rather as mirrors that reflect society’s current values, trends, and beliefs.

This version of Beowulf does have some significant departures from the original epic, which I’m sure will be a source of ire for purists. Nevertheless, I think they were effective changes, and shed much light on our own times and struggles.

The dominant theme of this film is that “Pride is the curse.” Grendel’s mother (Angelina Jolie) is transformed from a monstrous sea-hag to a seductive enchantress, who offers a to fulfill the glory-dreams of both Beowulf and Hrothgar before him — a Faustian deal which eventually costs each his life, soul, and happiness. All they have to do is sleep with her (what Nordic warrior wouldn’t take up that offer?). But the “seed” of their sin becomes the curse that comes back to haunt each one — for Hrothgar, Grendel, and for Beowulf, the Dragon.

I think this is a timely message for Americans today — we have slept with the Goddess of power, wealth, and fame. What offspring of our poor choices lurks in the future to claim its revenge? There are many possible answers to that question, of course, ranging from environmental to spiritual, to economic.

At one point in the film, an old man (whose family has been burned alive by the dragon) yells over and over to an aging Beowulf, “The sins of the father, the sins of the father!” This is an interesting concept (sins of the father visited upon the children) that shows up several places in the Bible, but also in Euripides’ Phrixus, Horace’s Odes, and Shakespeare’s Merchant of Venice.

As I watched old King Hrothgar (Anthony Hopkins) say to young Beowulf, “She’s not my curse anymore…” I couldn’t help but think of George Bush the elder, his son George W. Bush, and their wars in the Middle East.

Both Bushes surged in the polls when they took on the mantle of “War-time President.” Fame. Approval. Oil-Wealth. But what monsters did each create in the process? Was 9/11 the offspring of the father coming back to claim the son? Did the son “defeat” the monster, only to sleep with the goddess and create a greater one in its place?

Both the original Beowulf epic and the film end on a note of uncertainty and fear for the future — the monsters are slain, but so are the heroes. In the epic, invaders from other lands stand poised to wipe out the leaderless survivors. But in the movie, the threat is more insidious: The forces that created the monsters remain. Will they fall prey to the same lust for power, wealth, and fame all over again?

In exactly one year, America crowns a new king. Will we?

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